Monday, September 28, 2009

XXXXXXXL...PITY TO WOMEN!!!!!!


perempuan gemok pon cantik gak..:-)


kucing juga mengalami masalah kegemokan..

Hye there..eh ija..i wonder kamu mimpi per sampai nak tulis cter pasal gemok nie..opssss..sensitive isue..eh..korang penah tengok x gurl y gemok..mesty ler penah kan..i x payah tengok orang lain..tengok badan i pon dah cukup..(T_T)..gemok ouh...

Gurl ler golongan manusia y paling takut bila sebut pasal gemok..termasuk ler i y comel nie pon..rasa takut gak.."rasa nak siku jer ea dengar orang cakap cam nie"..naper ea???persoalannnyer????aisehhhh..cam karam singh walia pulak...

hmmm..im gurl so i know reasons nyer..a lot of reason why gurl takut sangat dengan gemok..1stly sure ler takut x laku..by da way..i still remember my xbf said.."ija..relax ler..x payah ler susah2 nak kurus..guy kalau dier suka kt gurl tue dya x kisah pon cam ner gurl tue..gemok cam badak ker..kurus cam lidi ker..he still accepts..'d sidbig liars..u can say like that coz u berada dside y memilih and we gurl d side y dipilih..

ehhh..korang suka layan movie x..tengok x movie 200 pound beauty..cter pasal diskriminasi kat gurl y gemok..tuching ouh..lepas gurl 2 kurus baru terhegeh2 nak suka kt gurl 2..ishhhhh..if i at her place i will kick guy 2 sampai mlambung..kuat nyer ija..hoho..haaa..lupa nak cakap nie ler satu lagi reason why gurl takut gemok..diskriminasi..

for guy plak..appreciate ler gurl kamu y bersusah payah n berhampas pulas nak kurus n do the best just for u..guy..korang penah dengar x gurl or wife betray coz husband or bf dier buncit or bhasa y lebey comel kegemokan..never and ever..ouh..i amat kagum dengan sikap loyalty gurl kt planet bumi nie..sudden jer tingat lagu dayang.."kesetiaan..menghalangi..ku pindah ke lain hati..lagu nie i dedicate special tuk wanita d planet bumi..marikh x termasuk..hehe
nothing to share..kering idea..sory yer...insyaallah tomorow..

Sunday, September 13, 2009

`SELAMAT HARI RAYA'

ASSALAMUALAIKUM

DI KESEMPATAN SYAWAL Y BAKAL MENJELMA INI SAYA SITI KHODIJAH MD ALI..PENYIMPAN MOHOR2 BESAR RAJA BERBESAR HATI DAN JUGA RAGA MENGUCPKAN SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI MAAF ZAHIR N BATIN..
FOR ADVICE THAT U CANNOT ACCEPT..
FOR WORD THAT MAKE U HURT..
FOR JOKE Y X LAWAK..
FOR MAKANAN Y I FORGOT TO PAY..N FOR MACAM LAGI LER...
IJA MINTA MAAF KALU BENDA NIE SUMER PERNAH TERJADI KEPADA ANDA..
Y BURUK ITU DARI DIRI SAYA SENDIRI..
HARAP ANDA MAAFKAN..
ANDA KENA MAAFKAN JUGAK KERNA IJA DAH AMPUNKAN DOSA KORANG DAH..
00 LER..
N JANGAN LUPA DATANG RUMAH IJA HARI RAYA NIE..
BUKAN DATANG MAKAN BUT...
TOLONG IJA BASUH PINGGAN..:)
FOR THOSE Y BALIK KG..HATI2 TAU..
INGAT ORANG TERCNTA..N ORNG Y DBENCI JUGAK,,TAKUT X SMPAT NAK MINTA MAAF..AHA

Friday, September 11, 2009

~saat dmalukan n annoying~

waaaaaaa..geram ouh..today cam2 jadi kat i..

1st:berbuka puasa with food y x sedap.beli kat cafe and i berani guarantee tu lauk semalam.reheat..reheat..amat sedey ouh life at uum posa this year..tsk..tsk..

mak cik cafe..pity to us..dah la mama,mek,ummi,mumy,emak,ibu,mum
x hantar food kt kami..janganlah bwat kami cam nie..
::::rayuan y comel::::

2nd:got test ethic at 8.30pm.urghhhhh..i dont know la why uum always do test at night.im not the 'alim' one but i always go to terawih.so rugi ler asyik tinggal jer terawih.dah la setahun hanya sebulan jer.ouh...kalu my mum read my blog mesty she proud with me.dah berubah anakku..aha

after berbuka dengan sepantas kilat n solat i n my frens,kak kin,artcomlew went to bus stand..
guess wat happen???
damn it..
bus did not provide..ouh.....mr ahmad..
do u think we are so many lemak n nak sruh kami burn our fat dengan berjalan ker dkg y jauh nya amt la sangat....

i n my fren sudden jer ader idea y cantik lagi molek..
naik bus mara liner..
:::idea y comel but perlaksanaan y x cute::::
actually malu nak cakap..
kitorang kejar bs..
gler kan..
korang mesti boleh teka nyer saper y menang..aha..(T_T)

last2 we decide nak jalan kaki jer..
tapi actually kitorang memecut cam usain bolt..
coz we was late to attend examination...
smpy2 jer mr ahmad dengan muka selamba nyer ckap..
eh..kat sini paper exam x cukup..
kena pegi dewan mas..

owh...
great....
dengan penuh kesabaran n semangat y tinggi nak jawab exam(walhal x baca buku pon)
pegi la kt dewan mas...
jalan ouh..
no2..
pecut lagi...

dewan mas..
eh..saper suruh korang datang sini..
soklan nie untuk group lain..
tunggu tepi dulu..
kalu lebeh kitorang bagi...
heeeeeee..geram eh..
in my heart...
kalu x lebih cm ner..
n satu lagi..x boleh ker slow talk ngn kitorang..
i mean x payah la guna mike.
satu dewan besa gedabak tue dengar kowt..
ouh malu...
terus ker dkg..
ingat nak sound lecterur bt dya cakp paper dah der..
urghhhhh..
menggelegak darah i..
jawab exam ngn penuh kmarahan..
:-((((((((((((((((((((((((


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

~what do you feel.....~

what do you feel...
biler you all tengah lapar coz puasa n menahan nafsu but after brbuka dengan berselera u all cirit birit..food poisonious..

what do you feel...
bler u all posa but your neighbour non muslim sedang suka menggoreng kentang n the delicious smell come to your window..ahaha...nak ckit..tsk..tsk..

what do you feel..
bler jmpa orang y korang jatuh cinta ouh..the guY with white shirt..bkan jatuh cinta bt admire jer..bnyak meaning kan..cover ler tue ija..menulis sambil tersipu malu..aha..

what do you feel..
bler brbuka puasa alone witout your lover friends..tsk..tsk..ija..plezz lap ure hingus...geli ehh..

what do you feel..
bler after solat subuh than buka laptop dengar lagu raya dari sudirman..dengar dari laptop jer coz sintok x der coverage radio..keciannnn~dalam dingin subuh...hatiku terusik...opsss..im sory..i x bley nyanyi dah..sedey..(T_T)..waaaaaaaa...nak balik oiiii...

what do you feel..
bler tengah jalan2 sambil menyanyi dengan riang but sudden u terpelecok..alamak..n ada guy behind u melihat sambil tersengih2 menahan gelak....malu ouhhhhhhhh...base on my experience..

what do you feel...
bler dah dekat dah nak raya n baju raya masih d kedai n tergantung elok..mummy..tolong ler beli..
anak mu sudah pokai...

what do you feel..
bler fren y long tyme no see contact anda..aha..mesti rasa cam nak lompat smpy ceiling kan..
opppsss...x bley lompat coz berat melebihi y sepatutnya..

what do you feel..
bler pergi kat machine ajaib kt super market C~MART changlun n machine tue told u y u nie dah turun berat...berat u dah tinggal 49.5kg..aha..sajer jer mention besar2 ckit..

p/s:this is all my experience tyme bulan posa nie..suka duka ramadhan..aha..btw..korang x der ker benda y korang suka n duka..ayat melayu fail tol ler ija..hmm...watever la..I WILL MISS THIS TYME..

Sunday, September 6, 2009

~A Moment To Remember~

1stly nak wish timekaseh banyak2 kat visnul..my group member for process writing..thank for remind me who i am..and thanks coz make me smile when i read your email..lets chekcitout per benda y wat i smile sampy telinga..

budak2 y lahir tahun 80an mesti ingat benda nie..
dulu kat scool der salesman jual buku cerita..arine bagi list esok minta duit kat mak nak beli walhal dah tau pun cter tue camner..

kt library budak2 memang baca buku tapi just tengok gambo jer..
n than der satu buku tue y best n sumer orng berebut nak tengok such as buku about lori tayar banyak..y gurl pulak buku about dongeng story n then masuk class dok belagak jadi princess..aha..

RMT kat scolah mang x best tapi x faham la i..y berad pun nak makan jugak..kalau cikgu tanya saper y x der duit sumer orang mengaku..

bler kt scolah main pemadam..especially boy la..aha..sayang nak guna pemadam..
n kt koperasi der jual cam2 pemadam..y bau chewing gum pun der..

pakai pembaris y begerigi tepi dya n than dalam pembaris tue der air..pastu bangga ler coz der benda pelik dri orng..n cikgu pky pembaris pnjng color kuning y der pemegang kt tengah..bt cikgu x penah pegang pun..

jam tangan BOY LONDON jadi idaman coz boley tukar color ikut suhu n cuaca..
n bler tyme nak balik cikgu suruh letak kepala atas meja..n saper y paling diam boley balik awal.. suasana menjadi sunyi seperti kubur..hehe

actually banyak benda lagi y i nak tulis pasal zaman kanak2 i but letey dah ler..
btw.,nice moment to remember..i proud scolah kt kg even facilities x best sangat coz i der sumer moment nie..for sumer y der dalam i punya moment thank coz make me feel hepi...

Friday, September 4, 2009

~Confession Of Shopaholic~

salam ramadhan

hye there,)
are u fasting today????sure le posa kan..ntah pa2 ija ni...hmmm..u read my title pon u dah tau kan what im going to write..SHOPAHOLIC..entry before nie pon i dah mention y i nie shopaholic..semak blik cepat..how come u bley lupa..huhu..

ok2..silence pelezzzzz..the story is starting..yesterday im going to shopping with my rumate n kak ct..my neighbour..huhhh...best gilak ar...

we went to AS(alor setaq noh..not Amerika Syarikat). n beli macam y perlu beli n x perlu beli pon dbeli jugak..i bought new bag,shawl, personal stuff n macam lagi lah..huhhhh..bukan kehendak daku..

we all sempat gak menjeling baju kat FIRST LADY,PEACE COLLECTION N BILLION..jualan runtuh babe..i ingat nak beli gak baju kelambu..(diba y cakap)..bt poket dah kering sangat..kt billion ler paling best...try imagine smell of leather bag..colourful of blouse..beautiful shoes..variety tone of shawl..urghhhhhhhhhhh...best gler....

n than pergi pulak AS MALL..haaa..amik ko..x cukup satu shoping cmplex semua shopping cmplex kami pergi..but i der best moment kat sini..i jumpa dngan xclasmate i kat astech..
hoho...pleasure..miss him so muc...aikk..lain macam jer nie..hehe..no la miss as fren..SHAFIQ..


p/s:hye fren,jangan membazir tau bulan posa nie cam ija..x baik..tuhan marah..
btw,selamt berposa,membeli belah,n macam lagi selamt..

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

~Drive Me Crazy~

~ salam ramadhan~

halooo..hye...halooo..hye..testing2..123..ok2..dah..lets moving on..hmmm..before tue i nak nangis dulu..waaaa..waaaa...waaaa..waaaaa...ok enough ija..lets me tell u why i cried..nie sumer gara2 melihat draft schedule for my final exam...gler ar jadual exam i tahun nie..ok..x pyah bebel banyak2..lets chek it out...


1st exam:i will start my exam on 4/11..9.00am..CALCULUS 2.perghh..awal2 dah start ngn paper y mengancam nyawa dah.prof zurn y hensem..pray for me ea...plezzzzzz..if i get A for this paper i will belanja u makan nasi lemak mak ngah...lapo la plak bulan2 posa nie..

2nd exam:will be on 5/11..QQP..9.00am..haaaa...amek ko ija..after paper y mengancam nyawa datang pulak paper y will make u pengsan after jawab dya..sabo2..berturut2 paper math..wekkkkk...i threw up everythin y i ate last nyte.coz thinking about draft nie..n ari exam nie jugak adalah besday firdaus...

3rd exam:will be on 6/11..EEB.,8.30pm..maka bermula lah episod ku exam waktu malam..urghhhh...for sure i will drop my tears untuk menanti exam tyme malam nie..plezzzz..for those y parent or relative dya der link ngn HEA..tolong ija..suruh change jadual ker waktu siang..huk2..

4th exam:wil be on 8/11..PMN..8.30pm..nie paper paling boring..i dont know how to answer paper nie malam2..oh my god...why la malam..siang kan lebey panjang dari malam..i wonder la nape HEA sudden jer bwat exam malam2..per y best nyer pon x tau la..

5th exam:will be on 10/11..QQS..8.30pm..Ya Allah..its coming..nie le paper y paling i takut..regrasion..hmmm..sound pon cam weird dah..dah la assngment dya i copy jer..x tau sepatah haram...hopefully lulus..x mnta cemerlang pon..

last paper:will be on 13/11..GDN..8.30pm..hoho..tyme nie mb only thinking pasl cuti sem y panjang n kenduri y banyk..n my bro also nak kawin gak...bestttttttttttttt...


p/s:for those y duduk dalam exam hall beside me..jangan marah ea kalu suden jer leher i jadi panjang n mata i jadi juling memandang jawapan korang...hehe..nk tiru ckit jer..neay..gudluck sumer...chaiyok2...